im laughing so hard this is genius
me trying to comfort a sad friend
when croagunk faints it looks like someone who laughed too hard at their own joke
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
Really guys make up your fucking mind!!!!!!!
i don’t participate at all in school
i just sit there and look hot
when you find out one of your best friends have been talking shit about you
mom: bring me the remote
me: it’s right next to you
mom: hand it to me
i want a sugar mama in my life
not what i had in mind but she will do
when you touch something wet with your socks on